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November 17, 2014
Say it ain't so, Mo. Frosty
pod. Sounds like a Disney character,
right? But frosty pod isn’t a cute
cuddly creature sent from some animated studio to babysit your children while
you get supper ready after a hard day at work.
Smart people should fear frosty pod, which is a fungal disease. That’s right, a fungal disease. Other than scientists, who has even
heard of this fungal disease? Well, if
you haven’t heard of it before take heed of this blogger’s warning. Frosty pod is responsible for destroying
approximately 40% of the world’s production of cocoa. Why should you care? One reason and one reason only—less cocoa
mean less chocolate. According to the
experts we are in danger of having a chocolate shortage. Not just a shortage, but a major shortage these
experts warn. Now, this blogger is aware
that in the scheme of things, a chocolate shortage doesn’t seem all that
noteworthy, but give it some thought.
What will all those crabby people do when there aren’t enough Snickers
Bars to transform them
back into their true selves? The mind boggles. The latest reports say that 70,000 metric
tons of chocolate were consumed last year.
That’s a lot of chocolate. The
demand is expected to increase at the same time production is decreasing. This could be the cause of World War III.
Don’t say you weren’t warned.
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| imagine from freedigitalphotos.net / Boisans Cho Joo Young |
So
what is the gossip of the day? This
blogger can report that a certain MOS has been on the road a lot in the past
few weeks, burning up the road between Miller and Houston. Not it would seem to court CC the BB. Okay, maybe it is a tiny bit about courting the
lady from Houston. More will be revealed
later. The BNDs are still feuding over
the GNDs. It’s enough to make one wish
for a score card to keep up with the whole mess. And one can’t forget those bouquets of
flowers that appear at
the Double D every Monday morning. Rumor has it that an identical bouquet is
delivered to CC the BB in Houston each Monday as well. It might be time for DD the MOS to make his
intentions known. You can be sure that
this blogger will be listening, and as soon as there is any mention of an end
to the moratorium on dating, you can read about it here.
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| image from freedigitalphotos.net / tiverylucky |
Meanwhile,
don’t let these cool, sunny days entice you to go for a walk in the woods. Hunters are notorious for having selective
eye-sight. That means that anything moving
in the woods looks like a trophy deer to them.
Best to stay out of the woods and let the hunters focus on the real
deer. Nuff said.
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